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What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!

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How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

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Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

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Why did the bait-shop owner take an apprentice?

He wanted to be a master-baiter.

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Urine for a surprise.

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What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!