What did the pastry chef say to his app...

Why is diabetes like a fumble recovery?

Because you didn't know they had it.

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

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What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!

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Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!