What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

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What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

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How do you kiss a girl on Valentine's Day?

You use tulips.

What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone?

Sans Sheriff.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive.

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How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

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What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

Operating System Jokes More Operating System Jokes

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system