What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

Who's there! Chloe! Chloe who?

Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind!

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

Operating System Jokes More Operating System Jokes

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system