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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

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How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

First time posting to.

What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists?

Yellow labs

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix