What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

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What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U?

Amiigo

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on the mouse.

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

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What kind of books do fruit read?

Pulp Fiction

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

Women!

Operating System Jokes More Operating System Jokes

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix