What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

What file archiver do Tigers use?

Win-Rawr.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you call a computer with an amazing singing voice?

A Dell.

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

Operating System Jokes More Operating System Jokes

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix