What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

What do you call a Winston using his Jetpack?

A Boosted Animal

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

What's the favorite color of horses?

Horse rddish.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

Operating System Jokes More Operating System Jokes

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system