What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

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Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

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Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

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What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

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What did the blonde think of the new computer?

She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system