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What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

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What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

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What Operating System does a Redditor use?

Fedora Linux!

Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

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What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

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What did the blonde think of the new computer?

She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system