What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

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Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

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What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

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What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

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What did the blonde think of the new computer?

She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system