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What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

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What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common?

They both like seeing the same thing a year later.

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

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How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

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Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

How do you install "blackout curtains"?

They just get hammered.

Operating System Jokes More Operating System Jokes

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

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What did the blonde think of the new computer?

She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system