What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

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What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!

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How does a redheaded surgeon operate?

Gingerly

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

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Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

How do you install "blackout curtains"?

They just get hammered.

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What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

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What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

What did the blonde think of the new computer?

She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.