What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

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What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

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Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

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What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

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What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

What did the blonde think of the new computer?

She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.