What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

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Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

What's the only thing worse than a poop joke?

A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it.

Operate Jokes More Operate Jokes

Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

Operating System Jokes More Operating System Jokes

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

New Computer Jokes More New Computer Jokes

What did the blonde think of the new computer?

She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system