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What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

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What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

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What Operating System does a Redditor use?

Fedora Linux!

How does a redheaded surgeon operate?

Gingerly

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How do you install "blackout curtains"?

They just get hammered.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

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What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

What did the blonde think of the new computer?

She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.