Install Jokes

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

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How do you install "blackout curtains"?

They just get hammered.

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

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Consent Jokes More Consent Jokes

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

What should we call it when a man is beautiful?

Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Where did the memes make their last stand?

The Aylmao.

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

Urinal Jokes More Urinal Jokes

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

How do you install "blackout curtains"?

They just get hammered.

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

So you could hit the sack.

Solar Panel Jokes More Solar Panel Jokes

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?

A pink carnation.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.