They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.
They just get hammered.
So that they can see the battle.
He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.
The operating system
It wanted to be a power plant.
Their wives just wouldn't stand for it
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
50$
Ripostes them
The real joke is always in the comments!
He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.
Yo mama last night bro.
Get off me homes.
Whey
Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.
No one wants to be comic sans.
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.
