Install Jokes

How do you install "blackout curtains"?

They just get hammered.

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Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

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Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

Rear View Mirror Jokes More Rear View Mirror Jokes

Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors?

To see the battle.

Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

Brock Turner Jokes More Brock Turner Jokes

Consent Jokes More Consent Jokes

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is a Mexican astronomer's favorite food?

A Quasar-dilla.

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

Bell Prize Jokes More Bell Prize Jokes

What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker?

The No-Bell prize!

Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a Nobel Prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.