How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

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Where's Wally?

Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

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Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

What is not the answer to this question?

Not this.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was too tired...

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because its two tyred

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

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How do you catch a runaway laptop?

With an Internet.

Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?

Click Whittington

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How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.