How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

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What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

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What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

On a quantum level, there is no difference.

What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

A pair of slipper

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What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

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What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.