How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

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What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

How do you find Calvin Broadus Jr's darkest secrets?

You Snoop, Dogg.

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How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

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Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

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What is zero in Roman numerals?

Nothing

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

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Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?

E-t.

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Why did I divide sin by tan?

Just cos.

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.