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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good?

Arcane-gel!

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What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.

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Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

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What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable

What did a binary number say to another?

I'm the one, you zero!

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Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

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Why did I divide sin by tan?

Just cos.

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear