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How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

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What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?

She went looking for the three guys.

Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

What did they call Ebola before the Internet?

Bola

Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear