How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

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How do you find Ronald McDonald on a naked beach?

His sesame seed buns!

Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

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When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

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What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

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Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear