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How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

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Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

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What do Zero and Nil have in common?

Absolutely nothing

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

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What is it called when you get sick from gaming on the internet?

YouTuberculosis.

How did Al Gore invent the Internet?

With Al-Gore-rithims

Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.