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Why don't snakes like Vitamin C?

Because it's an anti-hisstamine.

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What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

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What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C?

It gets curvy.

Why don't snakes like Vitamin C?

Because it's an anti-hisstamine.