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Why don't snakes like Vitamin C?

Because it's an anti-hisstamine.

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What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

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Why don't snakes like Vitamin C?

Because it's an anti-hisstamine.

What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C?

It gets curvy.