What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

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Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

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What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

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Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

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How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

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Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters?

Gnus - readers!

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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!