What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

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Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What is a Snake in a Cage?

The tale of a rat.

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?

Addercadabra and abradacobra!

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!