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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

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What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

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What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

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Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

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Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.