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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

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What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?

G,Esus.

Which chord is essential to every Christian song?

Gsus

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What song to snakes like to sing?

Viva Aspana!

What do snakes have on their bath towels?

Hiss and Hers!

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What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

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What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

Why is Perfume so cheap?

Because its only worth one scent!