What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

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Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism?

A Christian bail.

Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

Nostrildamus

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

Why is Perfume so cheap?

Because its only worth one scent!

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.