What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

Nostrildamus

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

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What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

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Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.