What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

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Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun

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What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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How do Catholic Church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

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Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

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Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale