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What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

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What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun

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What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

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Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

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What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.