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What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

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What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

What do you call Batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

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What is a Catholic choir boy's favorite song?

Can't Touch This

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.