What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

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What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

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What do you call Batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

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What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

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How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun