What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

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What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church?

Christian BALE!

What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

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Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

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Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

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How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.