What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.