Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

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Why did the doughnut maker retire?

He was fed up with the hole business.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

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What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

Bale Jokes More Bale Jokes

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.