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Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied......It's hard

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who is Jason Waterfalls?

And why don't they want him to go

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

Nightmare Jokes More Nightmare Jokes

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Bale Jokes More Bale Jokes

Why did Batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.