Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why was the farmer hopping mad?

Because someone had trodden on his corn!

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

Nightmare Jokes More Nightmare Jokes

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

Bale Jokes More Bale Jokes

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.