Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the Farmer win a Nobel-Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry?

It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!

Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Nightmare Jokes More Nightmare Jokes

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

Bale Jokes More Bale Jokes

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Why did Batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled