Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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What's the difference between and out-law and an in-law?

One's wanted.

Why did the student study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

Nightmare Jokes More Nightmare Jokes

Why do all black men have nightmares?

The one with a dream was shot.

What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

Bale Jokes More Bale Jokes

Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.