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Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

Nightmare Jokes More Nightmare Jokes

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

Bale Jokes More Bale Jokes

Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.

Why is hay so unreliable?

It keeps baleing