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Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

Nightmare Jokes More Nightmare Jokes

What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Bale Jokes More Bale Jokes

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Why did Batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled