Nightmare Jokes

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game?

Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.

What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

How did you do in your tests?

I did what George Washington did! What was that Went down in history!

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

What do you feed an invisible cat?

Evaporated milk.

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What does racist Matthew McConaughey say?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up?

Old

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied!