Nightmare Jokes

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A blonde serves more people in a night.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

What did the black man get for his son on Christmas?

Your bike.

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people have white on their palms?

There's a little bit of good in everybody.

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is woman spelled backwards?

Kitchen

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

Invade Jokes More Invade Jokes

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.