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What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

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When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

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What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e)

What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log