What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

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What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

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What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e)