What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

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Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

For drinking and deriving

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

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Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Why do black people only ever have nightmares?

Because the last one to have a dream got shot.

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Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.

What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log