Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

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He works it out with a pencil

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What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

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Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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