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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

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How many emojis will she use?

Show your work.

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

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What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

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How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

How does a mathematician cure constipation?

How does a mathematician cure her constipation She works it out with a pencil.

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How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

Why did Caitlyn Jenner have a differently spelled version of Caitlin?

Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome