What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

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Where does a digital photographer hang his work?

On a jpeg.

Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

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What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!