What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What do you call a constipated mason?

A brick-layer.

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!