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What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

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How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

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What do you call a constipated mason?

A brick-layer.

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.