Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

How do you say constipated in German?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

Math Teacher Jokes More Math Teacher Jokes

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!