What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

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What did the pencil say?

Nevermind, it's pointless.

How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?

When there's a tampon behind her ear and she's looking for her pencil.

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How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

Pi

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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What do you call a constipated mason?

A brick-layer.

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.