Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

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What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A buzzness suit!

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

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What do you call an orange elephant?

Call it whatever. It is not like it is gonna have a problem with that.

Why are shopaholics so hard to help?

They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

How do you say constipated in German?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

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Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus

What does a math teacher say when they leave?

Calc-U-LATER