Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaned.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What have you been feeding him?

Me: Egg shells.

What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!

Nightmare Jokes More Nightmare Jokes

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

Why is hay so unreliable?

It keeps baleing

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.