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Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why does Wonder Woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Nightmare Jokes More Nightmare Jokes

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you