Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you make a slow reindeer fast?

Don't feed it!

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

Nightmare Jokes More Nightmare Jokes

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!