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Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!

What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Nightmare Jokes More Nightmare Jokes

What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you