Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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Nightmare Jokes More Nightmare Jokes

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

Why do black people only ever have nightmares?

Because the last one to have a dream got shot.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.