What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed?

I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.

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Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

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Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints!

What do you get when you burn a Hungarian ghost?

Ghoul-ash!