What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed?

I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

Hungarian Jokes More Hungarian Jokes

What do you get when you burn a Hungarian ghost?

Ghoul-ash!

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints!