Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints!

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What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

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What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

Two cents

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Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints!

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What do you get when you burn a Hungarian ghost?

Ghoul-ash!

What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed?

I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.