Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints!

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

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When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

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Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

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Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

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What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed?

I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.

What do you get when you burn a Hungarian ghost?

Ghoul-ash!