Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)
Audi *tips hat*
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
She thought the apple was poisoned.
Buy high sell higher.
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
He tips well.
I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.
