Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints!

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Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

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What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty

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A short one!

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Washington C.D

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What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

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What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed?

I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints!