Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.
A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.
The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
Always tip your server.
He buys a new house.
They wash themselves.
Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.
Cheque, mate!
Ghoul-ash!