Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.
What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. And Mrs. Ball!
The Turkey.
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.
From a cat-alogue!
You buy it per-tater
Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.
I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.