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What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

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What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

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Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

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Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!