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What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today