What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe?

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

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Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.