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What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

Elephantgiraffesin()

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How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

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What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?

A gooseberry is green!

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.