What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort?

The Baaahaaamaaas!

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)

What do you do with old cannon balls?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles!

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What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.