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What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer?

Loo-Loo!

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What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

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Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.