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What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer?

Loo-Loo!

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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Why did the hen cross the road?

Because chicken.

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How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.