What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer?

Loo-Loo!

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A!

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

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How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine