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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it in the cow.

How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

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How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

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What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see.

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!

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What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.