Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

A STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

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What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth

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Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

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What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

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What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

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What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

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What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.