Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

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I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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Who wins the election?

America.

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That's inappropriate.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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A cup of yogurt.

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

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What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.