What is America worth?

Nothing, it's a free country.

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

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What is America worth?

Nothing, it's a free country.

How much does Canada cost?

Nothing. It's a free country.