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What is America worth?

Nothing, it's a free country.

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What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

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What is America worth?

Nothing, it's a free country.

How much does Canada cost?

Nothing. It's a free country.