What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-Terminator!

How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

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What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.

What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do.