What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do.

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Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Gf Jokes More Gf Jokes

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Bad Word Jokes More Bad Word Jokes

What do you call an angry shopper using bad words?

A cussomer.

What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.