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What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do.

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What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

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Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

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What do you call an angry shopper using bad words?

A cussomer.

What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.