Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

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Who is Bobby Long?

And why do all these reggae artists keep talking about wanting to burn him.

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

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What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

What famous painting do cows love to look at?

The Moona Lisa!

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What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

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Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

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What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

A Brexit

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.