Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

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What do we want?

Race car noises. When do we want them? Neoooooooooooooooooooooow

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He just wanted the inside scoop.

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Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

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You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

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Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*

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EX-STREAM!

What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

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Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

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Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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Only one but he'll tell everybody.