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Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

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How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

Why were you late?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!

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What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?

Old Bay.

What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

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What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

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What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!