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Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

What do you mean?

It's all denty

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!