Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

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Baby love my baby love....!

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Mace...

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Six more weeks of bad hockey!

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Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.

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What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by.

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He became an ex-Terminator!

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Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

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Because she ate the secretary.

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Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.