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What do you call it when an ex pees on you?

EX-STREAM!

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Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by.

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

Stream Jokes More Stream Jokes

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

Wet feet.