What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

Wet feet.

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What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

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What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

How does a duck swim from one side of the pond to the other?

Very Quackly

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Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.