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What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

Wet feet.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

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What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.