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What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

Wet feet.

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

Wet feet.

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

Stream Jokes More Stream Jokes

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

What is the best city to stream a movie?

Buffa lo