What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

Wet feet.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

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What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

Wet feet.

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

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Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.