What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

Wet feet.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A buffaloaf.

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

Stream Jokes More Stream Jokes

What is the best city to stream a movie?

Buffa lo

What do you call it when an ex pees on you?

EX-STREAM!