What do you get when you cross a pond a...

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

Stream Jokes More Stream Jokes

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?