What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

Wet feet.

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What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

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What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

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What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

Wet feet.

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...