How can you tell a bagpiper with perfec...

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a girls tinder profile is fake?

They're attractive!

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down from an aerial ladder?

A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.

How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

Perfect Pitch Jokes More Perfect Pitch Jokes

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

Bagpiper Jokes More Bagpiper Jokes

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

Good question. We're still trying to find out too.