A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.
Throw it into a wood chipper.
Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle.
Quack cocaine
They use quack!
The lawnmower.
They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.
Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.
Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
Very Quackly
A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.
A. Three if you slice them very thinly.
When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
A. So they can park in handicapped zones.
Good question. We're still trying to find out too.
