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How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

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What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a Pikachu. I'm sorry...

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

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What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

He threw away their wheelchairs!

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the Hispanic community?

Juan more time!

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call 27 West Virginians?

A full set of teeth.

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

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Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Perfect Pitch Jokes More Perfect Pitch Jokes

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

Bagpiper Jokes More Bagpiper Jokes

What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.