How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why was Fernando Alonso upside down?

Because he Haas been hit!

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

Perfect Pitch Jokes More Perfect Pitch Jokes

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

Bagpiper Jokes More Bagpiper Jokes

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test?

A. Drool.