How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

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Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word

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Quack!

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What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

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How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

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How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

Good question. We're still trying to find out too.