A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
Same middle name.
A polo bear!
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
They'll tell you.
Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.
Because they were a nuisance (new cents).
So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.
You don't, you get down off a duck.
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.
His mother told him to hit the hay.
Because nobody liked it on earth.
Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.
Wet feet.
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
A. They love OIL
A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.
When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
They're trying to get away from the noise.
