They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
So you'll never know which side he's on.
The same middle name.
Officer on doody.
You make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.
To go to a better place.
To say hello from the other side.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
They couldn't fit a deer into the car.
A chicken Caesar salad.
Sea it and Wave
Because his *degree* didn't work!
Because the supermarket closes at 7:30
Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen
