They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
Bouncing on a buoy (boy)
Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?
They can't stand a Nickleback!
Ask them what OP stands for.
To find his rubber chicken.
A bowl-ivard
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
What up doe
To prove they can focus on two things at once.
Sea it and Wave
Because his *degree* didn't work!
Camel can go days without drinking!
Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen