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What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet...

What does BMW stand for?

Black man working

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

Why did Jay Z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

College Student Jokes More College Student Jokes

What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.

What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

Headlight Jokes More Headlight Jokes

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.