They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
Because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated
For being out standing in his field.
An elephant with an umbrella!
Walking Jk rolling
Dodged-a-Rango
Under a buck
Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck
Because it said concentrate.
To prove they can focus on two things at once.
Camel can go days without drinking!
