What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

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How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

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What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

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What do you call a deer with big eyes?

A big-eye deer!

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

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What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

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Where do college students go for medical attention?

An I.V. League.

What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.

Headlight Jokes More Headlight Jokes

What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen