They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
Most of the jokes in this subreddit.
An Iceburgh.
Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
Dodged-a-Rango
Where there is a fork in the road.
You are very "deer" to me.
No idear.
It stares.
They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.
Because the supermarket closes at 7:30
By swimming in their debt.