What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

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What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm?

A rural pool.

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

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What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

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Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

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Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

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How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.

Headlight Jokes More Headlight Jokes

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.