They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
The same middle name.
And the answer is, 'Knee'
One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.
Because the Captain was stood on the deck!
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
Because he had no guts.
Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)
I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)
It stares.
CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird
Because his *degree* didn't work!
Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen
