How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

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Who's there! Bolivia! Boliva who?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about!

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

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How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

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How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

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Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it.

What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.

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How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it