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How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack?

Because they can only count to 3.

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How do you get the drummer off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza.

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

Neil Peart Jokes More Neil Peart Jokes

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it