How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

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What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

NINE!

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2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

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They keep talking about their nitrates

Who's there! Bolivia! Boliva who?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about!

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Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

How many ISIS mercenaries does it take to change a light bulb?

None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!

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What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

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The defendant.

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What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it