How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

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How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

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How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

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Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

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How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool

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How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it