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How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.

What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb?

One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

Neil Peart Jokes More Neil Peart Jokes

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it