What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

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What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.

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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs