What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

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Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

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What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once