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What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

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Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

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What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie?

He was a miner.