What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

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How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

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What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

Au

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Why are miners always narcissistic?

Because they MINE as a job.

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...