Miner Jokes

Why are miners always narcissistic?

Because they MINE as a job.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Why did the miner feel so low?

He was in a deep depression.

Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie?

He was a miner.

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

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What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*....

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

Flat Miner Jokes More Flat Miner Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Mineshaft Jokes More Mineshaft Jokes

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat minor.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.