Miner Jokes

Why are miners always narcissistic?

Because they MINE as a job.

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Why did the miner feel so low?

He was in a deep depression.

Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie?

He was a miner.

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

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Insert coin

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Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

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A-lou-AK-bar.

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What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

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They've both been in little boys.

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Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

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What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.