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What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

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What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

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They both drop their needles!

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What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

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What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano?

D-flat

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What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress