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What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

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Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

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What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress