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What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

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What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox?

Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo

How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

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What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

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Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

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What do you get if you drop a piano into a mine?

A-flat "minor"

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.