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What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.