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What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

San Diego Jokes More San Diego Jokes

What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

Where in the World is Carmen?

San Diego.