How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

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Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey.

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Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

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How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

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Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer?

I really like your logger rhythm!