How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

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Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

Dis counts!!

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What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.