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What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

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What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.

What do they use frozen band-aids for?

Cold cuts.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

What kind of television do horses like?

Saddle-lite TV

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

How do Filipinos count money?

One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a...

Dothraki Jokes More Dothraki Jokes

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

What do you call a Dothraki mathematician?

A Khal culator.