What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

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How do you split Rome in half?

You use a pair of caesars.

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

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How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

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Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

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What is the Dothraki horde's favourite cheese?

Khaloumi.

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.