What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

Previous Random Joke Next
Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is?

You use an o-silly-scope!

What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

Dothraki Jokes More Dothraki Jokes

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

What is the Dothraki font of choice?

Kaleebri