What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

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What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

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How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

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What does it mean....?

He said, nag,nag,nag,nag!

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"