How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

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I don't know. Torqu?

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Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

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How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

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Chuck Norris.

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What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee