How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

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How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.

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Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!

How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

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How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist?

Gingerly.

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

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What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!