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How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A. A power failure.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

Arrrr Jokes More Arrrr Jokes

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!