They think therefore they arrr
Because they know how to shut the House down.
Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.
Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
They are just OFF-full
They pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"
They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!
Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...
Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'