How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

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Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch

What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

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What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

Why French Fighter jet are name phantom?

Because they don't exist.

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Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har