Arrrr Jokes

What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

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Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

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Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

Pair-o-Medics

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What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

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Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

Why didn't 2x befriend x2?

He had trouble integrating

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What are a pirate's least favorite letters?

D, M, C, and A.

Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is the difference between a Portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

Billy the Squid.

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What do you call a movie about artificial orange juice?

Pulp Fiction

Which movie is on every man's bucket list?

Die Hard

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What's a pirate's most favorite letter?

A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).

How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season?

Only 25...because there's Noel.