What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

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How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.

How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!

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What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y

What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common?

They got into Yale.