What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

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Harvard Jokes More Harvard Jokes

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

Yale Jokes More Yale Jokes

What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."