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What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

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What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

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How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

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What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.