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What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

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What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

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Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

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How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.