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What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

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What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?

He was snowed in

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How do you call a black man in space?

NASA first called it Albert

Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there