What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

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Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.