What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

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What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

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What do you call a space agency that doesn't go to space?

NASA.

How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny