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What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

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Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up