What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

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Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millennium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

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Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars