What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

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Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

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Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny

How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.