What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

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When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?

He was snowed in

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What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.