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Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

College Jokes More College Jokes

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

What college did Michael Jackson go to?

Bringham Young

Yale Jokes More Yale Jokes

What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common?

They got into Yale.

What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y