Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

Bison

What did the buffalo say to his son before he went to college?

Bison.

Yale Jokes More Yale Jokes

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common?

They got into Yale.