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Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why do pirates like TIG welding so much?

Because they have a good supply of ARRgon.

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

College Jokes More College Jokes

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

Yale Jokes More Yale Jokes

What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common?

They got into Yale.

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.