Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

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How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrr!

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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

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Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

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What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.