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Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrr!

Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

College Jokes More College Jokes

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

Yale Jokes More Yale Jokes

What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common?

They got into Yale.

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.