Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

What do pirates do on Saturdays?

They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales.

Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

Why did the girl reject iron oxide?

Because it was FeO

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

What was Spider Man's major in college?

Web Design.

Yale Jokes More Yale Jokes

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.