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Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

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What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

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What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest?

Letter G (lethargy)

C Jokes More C Jokes

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

Anna Jokes More Anna Jokes

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

Who's there! Anna! Anna who?

Annather brick in the wall!

Elsa Jokes More Elsa Jokes

What did Elsa say to her fans on Reddit?

Leddit go

Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "let's it go!"