Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.

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Why was C afraid?

Because other alphabets were

What's the most racist letter of the alphabet?

Not Z.

C Jokes More C Jokes

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

Why isn't Cindy spelled Sindie?

Whoever caid C makes an S cound was ctupid.

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What did Walter White teach?

Advanced methematics.

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

Anna Jokes More Anna Jokes

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

Elsa Jokes More Elsa Jokes

Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "let's it go!"