Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

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Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

Who lost a herd of elephants?

Big bo peep!

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What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?

I.C.!

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

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How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

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Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter?

Anna May

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Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.