Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

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Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

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Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete?

Because they lost an I.

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

C Jokes More C Jokes

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

What's a pirate's favorite favorite letter?

You'd think its R but it's actually the C

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What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

He gets Tenyear.

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

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What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter?

Anna May

Who's there! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who?

Ben and Anna split!

Elsa Jokes More Elsa Jokes

Why was the snow yellow?

Elsa let it go!

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

Because she might Let it Go