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Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

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What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

C Jokes More C Jokes

How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters?

It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

Anna Jokes More Anna Jokes

Who's there! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who?

Ben and Anna split!

Who's there! Anna! Anna who?

Annather brick in the wall!

Elsa Jokes More Elsa Jokes

Why was the snow yellow?

Elsa let it go!

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will "Let It Go.