Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

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What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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What's your best Pirate Joke?

What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!

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Because he was always lost at C!

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What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

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His lily died

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Who's there! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who?

Ben and Anna split!

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

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Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

Because she might Let it Go