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What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

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Who's there! Conga! Conga who?

Conga go on meeting like this!

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

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What do you call it when the stars align for a mustard thief?

A Gulden's opportunity.

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

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What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor