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Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

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Which one of the ten men won the pun contest?

No pun in ten did!

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

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Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

World War Jokes More World War Jokes

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.