Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

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Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

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Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.