Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

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Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

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Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

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What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.

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Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.