Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

World War Jokes More World War Jokes

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen