Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

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How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

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What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

ThomasDieKleineLokomotive

How much does it cost to clean up Germany?

About 6 million.

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.