Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.

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What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

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Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I?

They had baron.

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

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Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

Why are all German cats dead?

They have nein lives.