Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

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Why do cats chase birds?

For a lark!

Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

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GERMANY!!!!

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Because they have nein lives.

Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!