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Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

Because it's stoned.

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What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?

A hybrid

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

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What has 2000 eyes and 4000 feet?

A thousand dogs.

How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

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Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

Because it's stoned.

What did Victoria say to Vancouver?

I'll BC-ing you later.

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What if Stonehenge was made to satirize the achievements of mankind?

It'd be a ruined joke.

Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

Because it's stoned.