Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

Because it's stoned.

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Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

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What has 2000 eyes and 4000 feet?

A thousand dogs.

What does modern horror films and the 2000 presidential election have in common?

It's Al Gore

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What did Victoria say to Vancouver?

I'll BC-ing you later.

Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

Because it's stoned.

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What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

Because it's stoned.