Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

Because it's stoned.

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Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

How much does a rock weigh?

One stone.

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Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

What has 2000 eyes and 4000 feet?

A thousand dogs.

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What did Victoria say to Vancouver?

I'll BC-ing you later.

Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

Because it's stoned.

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What if Stonehenge was made to satirize the achievements of mankind?

It'd be a ruined joke.

Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

Because it's stoned.