Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

Because it's stoned.

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What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

What has 2000 eyes and 4000 feet?

A thousand dogs.

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Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

Because it's stoned.

What did Victoria say to Vancouver?

I'll BC-ing you later.

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What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

Because it's stoned.