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Bc Jokes

What did Victoria say to Vancouver?

I'll BC-ing you later.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

Because it's stoned.

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Chicken Cross Jokes More Chicken Cross Jokes

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

Why Didn't* the Chicken Cross the Road?

Because he was too chicken! Sorry.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

Chicken Cross Road Jokes More Chicken Cross Road Jokes

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

Why did the Chicken cross road?

With rice.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What do you call chocolate eggnog?

Nignog. Eh I laughed.

Why do I not laugh at your jokes anymore?

Because I've "reddit" before

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How do you know when a hiptser is a good secret agent?

You've never heard of him.

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.