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What did Victoria say to Vancouver?

I'll BC-ing you later.

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Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

Because it's stoned.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

2000 Jokes More 2000 Jokes

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup

What has 2000 eyes and 4000 feet?

A thousand dogs.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim?

Annette

How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

Victoria Jokes More Victoria Jokes

What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.

What did Victoria say to Vancouver?

I'll BC-ing you later.

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

Chicken Cross Road Jokes More Chicken Cross Road Jokes

Why did the Chicken cross road?

With rice.

Why Didn't* the Chicken Cross the Road?

Because he was too chicken! Sorry.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned